A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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The year is 1994 and it is the future.

NO THING is a minimalistic surreal action game set in a totalitarian regime of future.

Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with an important message to the Queen of Ice.

NO THING Features:

  • radical gameplay
  • migraine inducing
  • weird storyline
  • retro surrealistic full 3D graphic
  • full voiceover and speech synthesis
  • chiptune sounds
  • original cold wave music
  • simple controls
  • easy to play, very hard to master
  • platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux
  • the year is 1994 and it is the future

NO THING soundtrack:  [here]


PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Release date Apr 06, 2016
Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars
(28 total ratings)
AuthorEvil Indie Games
Tags3D, Abstract, Arcade, artgame, chiptune, Indie, Music, Retro, Runner, Surreal
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish, Polish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Joystick
LinksSteam, Homepage, Community, Twitter


Buy Now$3.99 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $3.99 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

no_thing_win.zip 78 MB
no_thing_osx.zip 48 MB
no_thing_linux.zip 48 MB

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Can you provide an Android APK directly to itch that doesn’t require Google Play Services? I specifically buy games from itch.io to avoid that.

The linux version isn't working. A window is opened and immediately closed again. Last line of console output is "Importing game controller configs", then "Aborted".

Needs to be updated to the newest version of MacOSX


this is probably the best game i have ever played. please do not accuse me of sarcasm because this is truly the best game i have ever played. i am not joking. i am very passionate about this game. i have printed out pictures (screencaps) of this game and i put them up on the walls in my bathroom so i can look at pictures of this game while taking a shit. that is how much i love this game. thank you so much for making this game, it really makes my bowels move. goodbye.


Interesting game, needs a real epilepsy/migraine warning instead of a joke one

Any chance this could get updated for the latest macOS? Would love to check it out. Well done pitching in for the bundle.

Originally played this on phone, even better on PC. Nice OST too. 

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SOME THING is fun about this game!